February 21st, 2006

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If I Fail . . . Millions Die . . . In Flames . . . Ouch.

Okay . . . Batman? Is awesome.

Frank Miller? He's pretty cool, but he needs to stay the hell away from Batman, now. Used to, he could write good Batman. Now, not so much.

Frank Miller has announced that he's writing and drawing a lengthy story in which Batman goes up against Al Qaida and Bin Ladin and the Taliban and all.

This is ripe for ridicule:

http://comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=litg/obl.jpg

"You were wrong, Clark.

They're not strong.

They're weak.

Weak for pies."


Hee hee hee.

Also, comic book fruit pie parodies are the best kind of parodies:

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=91

"Wait a minute, I'm allergic to apples.

You were trying to kill me, you fruit-filled bastard!"

"I regret . . . nothing . . ."

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque