- 11th
- 10:12 pm This Means You Are Automatically Cooler Than Me - 2 comments
- 11:41 pm There Is Something I'm Leaving Out, Of Course, But It's Rather Obvious
- 12th
- 02:01 pm I Simply Burn With Untapped Potential!!!
- 11:47 pm It Is A Manly Love! Not, Like, A Wussy, Frail, Sheltered Love . . . - 2 comments
- 15th
- 02:24 am My Snootiness Is Snootier Than Your Snootiness.
- 12:02 pm Another Day Older And Deeper In Debt . . .
- 01:25 pm The Great Divide
- 07:25 pm Just Don't Get Me Started Defending Miko
- 16th
- 09:51 pm Perhaps My New Career Becons . . .
- 17th
- 08:30 am I Also Often Get Strange Looks . . . And Not Just Because Of How I Look. - 3 comments
- 03:31 pm New Quote Shirts . . . OF THE FUTURE!!!
- 05:17 pm And? I Get My Music From Local Radio. Weep For Me!
- 18th
- 12:48 pm My Ambitions Are Bigger Than My Stomach
- 01:16 pm More T-Shirt Quotes YOU CAN'T BUY! Ha ha ha!
- 07:23 pm I Love Cops
- 11:13 pm A Decepticon Beatnik? Learning Is The Best, Kids!
- 19th
- 01:10 pm WARNING: Poetry!
- 26th
- 12:42 pm I Am A Marketing Genius!!!!!!!!